Fellow citizens of
Iraq,
Who would you like to see as your
leader?
__ Saddam Hussein
__ Saddam Hussein
__ I would
prefer to be dismembered
Thank you for exercising your democratic right to vote on
this day. Praise Allah!
[from:give
war a chance]
Saddam Hussein picked for his recent referendum as a
theme song Whitney Houston’s “I Will Always Love You”. For some reason I can’t
imagine that this song accurately depicts his regime. Here are some
alternatives.
Vote for me or:
Every Breath You Take – might be your last
You
might be climbing a – Stairway to Heaven
You will be six feet –
Down under
More accurate theme songs:
Maniac
Sympathy For
The Devil
Beat it
Are You Gonna Go My Way
Everybody Wants to Rule the
World
Fell On Black Days
Should I Stay or Should I Go
Saddam’s alternative theme songs:
Born To Be Wild
I Will Survive
Stayin’ Alive
Saddam’s torturers picks:
Killing me
softly
Do That To Me One More Time
Whip it
Man In the Box
