Macphistopheles

This must be Number of the Beast week since I just found another not-so-surprising fact.

The first Apple computer was designed by Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak in a California garage and sold as a kit in 1976 for US $666.66. I long guessed the Apple Computer-Devil connection, after all Eve was tempted by an apple*. Notice that both founders of Apple computers have “eve” as part of their first names and Jobs is a reference to Job who was tormented by the devil. Also Wozniak is an anagram for NAZI WOK an obvious reference to the end times when Germans and Chinese will be part of the final battle. Are these coincidences? – I think not. Apple computers are more than likely connected together using a Beezelhub.

The Mac gives you a pretty and stable operating system and you are lured in the false belief that an operating system and life can both run well if designed correctly. Windows is the operating system that correctly reflects reality. Things don’t always work as planned and clicking on things can have undesired consequences, just like life. Windows reminds us that we are not self-sufficient and working with it often leads to prayer when things inevitably go wrong. The frequent crashes remind us to pick up the cross-linked files daily and then we also ponder if there is life after “Blue screen of death.”

So my advice to Mac users is – repent and reboot.

*Yes I know the Bible doesn’t actually say what kind of fruit it was, but I will go with the common belief here.