CruciFail

Was it from The Sisters of Geometry of Nazareth?

Nope …. neither. It is to prove the logic of God … He can put a square peg into a round hole. Anyway, we received the same cross & stand awhile back. I too was a bit bewildered, but my Jewish husband twisted the pieces into place (soft wood) and it looks great. Now you can do it too!

I’m glad I read the comments. I was stuck back in “I don’t get it.”

You make me laugh!!

So the square peg/round hole thing isn’t just proverbial after all.

Hey Jeff this reminds me of an old joke.

Once UP on a Time, a man walks into a bar and as he walks in, another man is seen walking out with tears in his eyes. The man keeps walking to the bar in the direction of the bar ten her, I mean bartender and before this customer could say a word, the bartender just started going in a upset tangent way and this is what he said.

I’m really Fed UP with all these so called holy her (holier) than- thow crowds and if that guy comes back in, I won’t be so patient with him next time. Do you know that he had the gall to tell me that I shouldn’t have my beautiful wife doing her dance. I tried politely to explain to him that there was nothing wrong with “IT” nowadays and besides, he, I mean she is only showing off her UP her (upper) parts. To top “IT” all, he then starts preaching to me about this so called past imaginary Jesus of his and that I shouldn’t make the same mistake that he did.

This crazy fool continued saying that he once had great powers until he lost “IT” ALL because he helped crucify this “Jesus” with the help of his sins. Go figure! This quack pot said that Jesus didn’t want to die but if He must, so be “IT” cause He wasn’t going to tell a lie and you’ll get a big laugh when I tell you that a Bush Pilote helped him make fun of this man and if only this Pilote would have listened to his wife’s dream, humanity would all be a LOT closer to this so called heaven that these idiots talk so much about.

He continued telling me of how they made fun of this so called alien King from another world. A parent….apparently, they wipped the hell out of Him because, believe “IT’ or not, He was giving refuge to many other repenting so called alien gods.

I tried as politely as I could to tell this nut that “IT” wasn’t me who stripped him and placed a cruel crown of thorn on his head and then spit in his face.

He still wouldn’t stop yacking and then told me that he told this Jesus that “IT” was all a big joke and long story short, the domino effect had already started and “IT” would be too late for me also if I didn’t see the light cause NOW, our children are getting carried away and that’s when I told him to get the hell out of my place so what can I do for you “Sir”?

The Man replied, I was wondering if you could put me UP for the night and then this man lays “Three Nails” on the bar.

Shalom

Anyway he said that

I got one of those too. It works too.

P R is that your way of asking me to come and place another Canadian two cents worth here?

I hear ya folks! Don’t fall for “IT” cause Victor and his imaginary friends are just too complacent if you know what i mean? 🙂

SHALOM

I didn’t get it at first! How come a lot of people got this product? Did they mass produce these without ever noticing it?

I think, it means we have to work harder in fitting the pieces of our faith. 😉