I was wondering why Ron Howard got involved in the Da Vinci Code and it dawned on me the reason why. He is of course most famous for playing Opie, which is pronounced OP and the first movie he directed was Old Paint – again OP. Obviously a plot by the Dominicans to diss Opus Dei. I figured this out because he must be a Catholic of the Latin Rite since in Happy Days he played Richie Cunningham (RC).
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Oh, please. 😉
Does it mean anything that Mel Gibson is Godfather to one of his twins?
Wow, you’re good. I never noticed these connections. Thanks. 🙂
DRAT! Foil again. Of course, every Opus Dei I know is a midget albino with a gun fetish. It’s just a matter of time before me and the Boys expose their little cabal for what it is: a front for religious-y Tupperware Parties. Work of God (piff!)! More like burpy plastic pickle holders.
Just a matter of time…..
That’s a pretty good one.
Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
It all adds up!
(I thought he had triplets.)
No no no, Ron Howard is himself in Opus Dei (cf. his blatant promotion of family values in Cinderella Man). That’s what “Opie” stands for, not for the Order of Preachers. The Da Vinci Code is an Opus Dei plot to garner publicity and — hold on, someone’s trying to shoot me…………
So shoot back! What do you think you got all that secret paramilitary training for?