Last night I saw a commercial for a birth control patch called Ortho Evra.
The first one I saw was of a white woman extolling the convenience of a once a
week patch and displaying the positions it could be attached. They didn’t
demonstrate the upper arm position but just the area around the panties and
buttocks. A little later an almost identical commercial but this time with an
African-American women displayed. I guess if I would have stayed up long enough
they would have gotten around to all the other races, after all they are an
equal opportunity culture destroyer. Time Magazine has called this the coolest
product of the year, I call it the cruelest. Just what we don’t need, a product
that makes child rejection even easier and the ability to dull our consciences
to oblivion.
The following is sung to Pink Floyd’s “Another Brick in Wall Pt. 2” (midi)
Another quick sex-u-al
We don’t need no procreation
We just need our birth control
No
catechism in the classroom
Preachers leave them kids alone
Hey!
Preachers! Leave them kids alone!
All in all it’s just another quick
sex-u-al
All in all you’re just another quick sex-u-al
[Group of children join in]
We don’t need no procreation
We
just need our birth control
No catechism in the classroom
Preachers
leave them kids alone
Hey! Preachers! Leave them kids alone!
All in all
it’s just another quick sex-u-al
All in all you’re just another quick
sex-u-al
[guitar solo]
[Heavily accented British voice]
“So long, Do it again!”
“If you don’t contracept, you can’t have any pleasing. How can you
have any pleasing if you don’t contracept?”
“You! Yes, you behind the
bikesheds, contracept gladly!”
