After seeing the post on this at Amy
Welborn’s blog I had to go googling and find out about TCM and I found TechnoCosmicMass.org
which is chuck full of hilarity.
Disclaimer: The below contents in
blue are not the sarcastic parody that I normally offer but are actual portions
of their website.
~~~The Flow of the
TCM~~~
Via Positiva:
Gathering, invocation, Sharing our
Story, Praise Dance
Via Negativa:
Contemplation, Community Lamentation,
Silence
Via Creativa:
Community Breathe, Sharing of the Peace,
Eucharist
Via Transformativa:
Warrior Dance, Devocation,
Co-missioning
Ancestral Roots: Deconstructing and reconstructing the
traditional ritual of the mass
New Cosmology: The dynamic principles of
the creative process are present in the TCM; autopoieses, differentiation, and
communion. A microcosmic experience of the macrocosmic story
Gender: The
TCM honors the unique wisdom of both women and men and also that of diverse
sexual orientations.
Energy Movement: The TCM is designed to involve all
seven of the charkas of the physical/spiritual body.
Deconstructing
Priesthood: The Posse, not just an ordained individual, as Priest.
Unfortunately when I tried to go to the page labeled “Welcome To The Techno
Cosmic Mass: Lord’s Prayer, Aramaic Translation” it said under construction.
Shouldn’t that be under deconstruction?
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Techno-cosmic Gas
I went to the techno cosmic mass
a pain of the past
where witches liked to sass
with a lot of harass
the traditional cast
with new razz ma tazz
for the techno-cosmic ass.
I’d rather pass gas
hope it would be over fast
the service so crass
while fools had a blast
the people not so vast
I didn’t want it to last
That techno-cosmic jazz.
I don’t know what it has
to cause such a razz
I’d rather eat sea bass
with a laddie or lasse
or sit in a class
watching the time pass
anything but the techno-cosmic gas.