I also seem to have a shortwave radio capable of picking up
broadcasts from the same alternate universe that Victor
Lams is able to listen to. In this universe Helen Reddy also had a hit song,
figure the odds. It went as follows:
I am Roman, hear me roar
In rants
too sharp to ignore
And I know too much to go back an’ pretend
’cause
I’ve heard all the heresies before
And I’ve been down there on my
knees
and won’t get up until the end
CHORUS
Oh yes the Church is
wise
But it’s wisdom born of revelation
Yes, Jesus paid the price
But
look at our salvation
If I have to, I can move mountains
I am holy
(holy)
I am Catholic (Catholic)
I am Roman
You can bend but never
break me
the gates of hell will never take me
More determined to achieve
my final goal
Because Jesus will never forsake me
Not unrepentant any
longer
’cause you’ve sanctified my soul
CHORUS
FADE
I am
Roman
I am infallible
I am universal
I am Roman
