WikiCatechism of the Catholic Church
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WikiCatechism
Theology your way
Main Page PART ONE: THE PROFESSION OF FAITH SECTION ONE: “I BELIEVE”-“WE BELIEVE” CHAPTER ONE: MAN’S CAPACITY FOR GOD CHAPTER TWO: GOD COMES TO MEET MAN CHAPTER THREE: MAN’S RESPONSE TO GOD SECTION TWO: THE PROFESSION OF THE CHRISTIAN FAITH CHAPTER ONE: I BELIEVE IN GOD THE FATHER CHAPTER TWO: I BELIEVE IN JESUS CHRIST, THE ONLY SON OF GOD CHAPTER THREE: I BELIEVE IN THE HOLY SPIRIT PART TWO: THE CELEBRATION OF THE CHRISTIAN MYSTERY SECTION ONE: THE SACRAMENTAL ECONOMY CHAPTER ONE: THE PASCHAL MYSTERY IN THE AGE OF THE CHURCH CHAPTER TWO: THE SACRAMENTAL CELEBRATION OF THE PASCHAL MYSTERY SECTION TWO: THE SEVEN SACRAMENTS OF THE CHURCH CHAPTER ONE: THE SACRAMENTS OF CHRISTIAN INITIATION CHAPTER TWO: THE SACRAMENTS OF HEALING CHAPTER THREE: THE SACRAMENTS AT THE SERVICE OF COMMUNION CHAPTER FOUR: OTHER LITURGICAL CELEBRATIONS SECTION ONE: MAN’S VOCATION LIFE IN THE SPIRIT CHAPTER ONE: THE DIGNITY OF THE HUMAN PERSON CHAPTER TWO: THE HUMAN COMMUNION CHAPTER THREE: GOD’S SALVATION: LAW AND GRACE SECTION TWO: THE TEN COMMANDMENTS CHAPTER ONE: YOU SHALL LOVE THE LORD YOUR GOD WITH ALL YOUR HEART, AND WITH ALL YOUR SOUL, AND WITH ALL YOUR MIND CHAPTER TWO: YOU SHALL LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOR AS YOURSELF SECTION ONE: PRAYER IN THE CHRISTIAN LIFE CHAPTER ONE: THE REVELATION OF PRAYER CHAPTER TWO: THE TRADITION OF PRAYER CHAPTER THREE: THE LIFE OF PRAYER PART ONE: THE PROFESSION OF FAITH SECTION ONE: “I BELIEVE”-“WE BELIEVE” CHAPTER ONE: MAN’S CAPACITY FOR GOD CHAPTER TWO: GOD COMES TO MEET MAN CHAPTER THREE: MAN’S RESPONSE TO GOD SECTION TWO: THE PROFESSION OF THE CHRISTIAN FAITH CHAPTER ONE: I BELIEVE IN GOD THE FATHER CHAPTER TWO: I BELIEVE IN JESUS CHRIST, THE ONLY SON OF GOD CHAPTER THREE: I BELIEVE IN THE HOLY SPIRIT PART TWO: THE CELEBRATION OF THE CHRISTIAN MYSTERY SECTION ONE: THE SACRAMENTAL ECONOMY CHAPTER ONE: THE PASCHAL MYSTERY IN THE AGE OF THE CHURCH CHAPTER TWO: THE SACRAMENTAL CELEBRATION OF THE PASCHAL MYSTERY SECTION TWO: THE SEVEN SACRAMENTS OF THE CHURCH CHAPTER ONE: THE SACRAMENTS OF CHRISTIAN INITIATION CHAPTER TWO: THE SACRAMENTS OF HEALING CHAPTER THREE: THE SACRAMENTS AT THE SERVICE OF COMMUNION CHAPTER FOUR: OTHER LITURGICAL CELEBRATIONS SECTION ONE: MAN’S VOCATION LIFE IN THE SPIRIT CHAPTER ONE: THE DIGNITY OF THE HUMAN PERSON CHAPTER TWO: THE HUMAN COMMUNION CHAPTER THREE: GOD’S SALVATION: LAW AND GRACE SECTION TWO: THE TEN COMMANDMENTS CHAPTER ONE: YOU SHALL LOVE THE LORD YOUR GOD WITH ALL YOUR HEART, AND WITH ALL YOUR SOUL, AND WITH ALL YOUR MIND CHAPTER TWO: YOU SHALL LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOR AS YOURSELF SECTION ONE: PRAYER IN THE CHRISTIAN LIFE CHAPTER ONE: THE REVELATION OF PRAYER CHAPTER TWO: THE TRADITION OF PRAYER |
Main Page About WikiCatechism: WikiCatechism is a collaboratively edited catechism to which you can contribute your own theological viewpoint. Wiki is a piece of server-based software that allows users to create and edit catechism pages using any web browser. If you have ever been annoyed by clear consistent teaching that rudely clashes with your own magisterial understanding of the faith then WikiCatechism is the tool just for you. Do you have a favorite sin that comes under the category as “grave sin?” Simply edit it out and go on your way. No time wasted on dialoging, argument, or checking to see if your theology is even logically consistent. Just a couple of clicks, simple editing, and your on your way to a catechism easy to memorize since it is a mirror image of your own understanding. If you are like Andrew Sullivan you can change “homosexual acts are intrinsically disordered.” to “homosexual acts are the greatest expression of love and anybody who disagrees is intrinsically disordered.” If you are in favor of torture you can change 2298 to “Torture which uses physical or moral violence to extract confessions, punish the guilty, frighten opponents, or satisfy hatred is in accord in respect for the person and for human dignity. Anybody who disagrees wants to give terrorists a comfy pillow.” Whether you are theologically liberal or conservative you just know there is something you want to change to your liking. WikiCatechism is different than most Wiki applications. Our beta testing with hundreds of American Catholic users revealed a serious flaw with using a standard Wiki application. We found that paragraphs were changing every 4.5 seconds and some paragraphs were being deleted and new ones added at a very pace too hard to track. To fix this everybody gets their own WikiCatechism pages so your changes will stay put until your own dogmatic teachings change. How does it work? The following paragraph example below is a working example. Simply edit the text in the text area to fit your theological mood. You can change as little or as much as you want and simply select Magisterial Change and your personal catechism is instantly updated to reflect your understanding. Or you can selected Magisterial Delete and presto it’s gone. You can even make a Ex Cathedra pronouncement first before updating or adding to your personal catechism by selecting “Make Ex Cathedra Pronouncement.” That’s all there is to it. When some annoying person asks you for a catechism reference simply give them a link to your WikiCatechism. Coming soon is WikiApostolic, WikiScripture, and WikiChurchFathers. Why stop at the Catechism? Create a whole universe that firmly agrees with your theological world view now. You have a lot to learn from yourself so sign on and get going with WikiCatechism now! |
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This idea of a WikiCatechism fits well with the Catecatch-as-you-can theological chaos of contemporary society. I continuously challenge my students to consider carefully a “me-oriented” magesterial mindset that insists on following a malformed conscience.
This is absolutely brilliant. I needed something to lighten the mood (and to later pray about) for the week.
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