Humor

I am starting to feel sorry for Doug Kmiec. After his most recent article for the L.A. Times in defense of Obama on abortion you got to wonder how deep of a hole he is willing to dig for himself. At the rate he is going he is going to run into copyright infringement on Jules Verne’s Journey ot the center of the earth.

I do wonder how he found himself in this predicament of going from a vocal Gov. Romney supporter to a vocal Sen. Obama supporter which is not exactly a normal progression. Though maybe it is not as hard to go from saying that Mitt Romney is now pro-life and had a pro-life conversion to saying that Sen. Obama is the best hope to reduce abortion. Though the defense of Romney is at least plausible.

Sometimes I get the sense that Kmiec went to Sen. Obama in a fit of pique instead of being willing to support McCain and he has been trying to justify himself ever since.

Now many of us probably have taking a position that we later realized was foolish, but were too prideful to admit our mistake. Though when you take such a public position, pride can really kick in to keep you from saying "What in the world was I thinking, boy did I screw up."

This is why I propose a "Witless Protection Program." The Witless Protection Program would take people who took really stupid public stances and relocate them to somewhere else in the United States and give them new names and new lives. U.S. Marshals would oversee the Witless Protection Program or Witless Security Program (WitlessSec) and make sure that the Witlesses stay our of political life or make future stupid public opinions.

I am sure that if Doug Kmiec was offered such a program he would surely avail himself of it. Surely it would be a relief to be able to stop defending Obama as someone who would actually reduce abortions. He wouldn’t have to explain how the The Freedom of Choice Act (FOCA) which Obama promised to sign as soon as presented to him which overrides all existing restrictions on abortion in the states will actually reduce abortion. So write your Senator and Congressmen and support the Witless Protection Program to help save so many like Professor Kmiec.

These are some of the new faith focused Obama merch and it looks like Catholics got singled out first, but there is suppose to be gear for other denominations coming.

The kind soul that I am I thought I would give Obama a hand to get out his message to some specific groups.

Oddly Obama has no gear of Atheists and no site called nofaith.barackobama.com for them. Plus where is Wiccans for Obama08 or Pagans for Obama08?

I have been waiting for some merchandise from the McCain website to come out and it is finally here.

Sen. McCain has been long known to poke the right in the eye (he is more dangerous than a Daisy Red Ryder BB Gun). And no doubt he will continue to do it, especially if he becomes president. Pro-lifers got an eye poke when the McCain campaign recently ran an ad in support of stem-cells that made no distinction between embryonic and adult stem cells and he has yet to run one pro-life ad. McCain supports the evil of ESCR in the form of using the lives of human embryos created from IVF for research and he does not support creating embryos for research. But an ad such as this makes this murky and that the intrinsic evil he supports might be broader than what his campaign site says. So the McCain Poke Guard will really come in handy and I am ordering a set and I hope the lenses are very strong.