Liturgical Relief

Dale Price of Dyspeptic Mutterings wrote:

Evidently, Pepto Bismol comes in Industrial Strength. That’s the only explanation
for Jeff Miller’s astonishing intestinal fortitude as he worked his way through
the photographs and program for this year’s Religious Education Conference
sponsored by the Archdiocese of Los Angeles.

in relation to this post below.

Well normally I don’t give away trade secrets for how to blog on liturgical
issues, but I will make an exception this time.

Homilies giving you gas pains? Liturgical dancing making
you dizzy. Inclusive language making you queasy? Can’t stomach the heresies?
Feed up with the innovations?
Music making you nauseated? Then this product with you in mind has been
created. Now in regular and maximum strength for those in-your-face progressive
parishes.

Just take an hour before Mass and this product is guaranteed to keep you on
your feet (especially since they removed the kneelers).

Also try our latest product, Alka-Psalter for those gut-wrenching ICEL translations.

*Product should be taken with plenty of dogma.