From The Lemon:
BAGHDAD, IRAQ — In a surprise move, Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein began his 2004 re-election campaign today with the slogan, “Go and die fighting for your country so I don’t have to kill you myself.”
Thanks to Kathy Shaidle for first introducing me to The Lemon. This is the third issue of The Lemon which seems to be updated weekly and getting funnier each time.