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More & King Henry VIII Roman/Anglo-Catholic Church At each others necks since the 1500s Established 2001 Fr. Joseph Maria Maria Fr. Luther Smyth Calvin |
Letter from the Pastors
We would like to take this opportunity to thank our combined In today’s sermon titled “That they may be Two” we will Wednesday Night Bible Study Register now to start our through the Bible Classes. Exploring the 73 books of the Bible –Immaculate Conception Hall. Exploring the 66 books of the Bible –Tynedale Room Everything you wanted to now about Sacraments, but were afraid These seven and two week series begin Tuesday at 7 pm The Seven Sacraments —Immaculate Conception Hall. The Two Sacraments of the Church –Tynedale Room The Last Church Council Come join us on Thursdays at eight for information on the documents of Vatican II —Immaculate Conception Hall. Second Council of Nicea –Tynedale Room Preach the Gospel Sign up for our new door to door evangelization teams. We will canvas We start by knocking on the door and asking them if they are born again This Bulletin is made possible by the good folks at: With the presentation of this bulletin you can get 10 percent off on |
This week’s Mass Intentions
Monday. Oct, 6 That Anglicans may convert to the true faith. Tuesday. Oct, 8 That Roman Catholics may convert to the true faith. Wednesday. Oct, 9 For the intentions of the Holy Father Thursday. Oct, 10 For the prayers of the Archbishop of Canterbury Friday. Oct, 11 Anglicans pray that Roman Catholics might have a translation as beautiful Saturday. Oct, 12 Catholics pray that we might have a translation as beautiful as the 1662 Sunday. Oct, 13 For the poor souls in Purgatory, that is if Purgatory exists. The Truth about Contraception Now on Fridays at six. Humana Vitae – Why Pope Paul VI was right.–Immaculate Conception Hall. Why the Anglican Lambeth Conference of 1930 was right. –Tynedale Room Confession Confusion Because of problems in the past of mistaken cross-confession we have painted Make sure you choose the correct confessional since what might be Homosexuality and the Church To help stop the confusion these classes will begin Saturday night. A read through of the document “Considerations regarding proposals Why homosexuality is always sinful –7 pm @ Tynedale Room Why homosexuality is never sinful –8 pm @ Tynedale Room Why homosexuality in committed relationships is not sinful –9 pm @ Tynedale Movie Nights In the joint parish hall we will be showing movies each Oct 10. Man for All Seasons Oct 17. Luther – The Movie Oct 24. The Song of Bernadette Oct 31. Reformation Day – A new film where Will Smith Fights off illegal |
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Great work, Jeff! 🙂 LOL!
Sorry I’m late getting to this. It’s hysterical.
Sweet!
A new charism! How to make apologetics fun. Please. More. More.
Brilliant….
Wow! That was great! A friend directed me here this morning. I am prostestant and my best friend is Catholic, so this was especially amusing to me. Excellent EXCELLENT! 🙂
LOL!!! Those Mass Intentions, especially! 🙂
Sorry, but you’re confusing Anglo-Catholics with other Anglicans and even worse with Protestantism in general. For info on real Anglo-Catholics read this.
The Church of England accepts in some sense the deuterocanonical books in the Old Testament. The dissenting Protestants (non-Anglican Protestants) started printing the King James Bible without them in the 1800s.
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