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For the Children Publishers In the first book of our brand new series "Adult
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Jacques the Bunny is ostracized by others who don’t understand his interests in both leather and pain. They story will make you cry, and then cry with pain in how Jacques overcomes society stereotypes in bringing others to these forbidden pleasures. Brought to you today by the letters S and M. |
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The story of Heather, a preschooler with two cannibals for parents who discovers that some of her friends have very different sorts of families. John, for example, has a mommy and a daddy and a big brother named Carl. Martha has a mommy and a baby sister. And Joey has a mommy, a daddy, and a stepdaddy. Their teacher explains to them that families come in different sizes and it unfair to stigmatize someone whose parents were eaten by cannibals who then assumed parenting roles. |
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In Dr. Deaths’ first effort in children’s literature he lays down the fascinating story of Freddy the Frog who suffers from depression. Freddy the Frog can not stand the fast paced life around the pond and the daily grind of catching and eating flies and seeks out other compassionate animals to help him to end his miserable life. |
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In this surprising find in the KGB archives we find that |
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Hilarious!
Jay
Another brilliant one, Jeff!
Perfect for those hard to shop for children….Will Oprah have these on her Christmas gift suggestions show? 🙂
That settles it: you’re…I was going to say nuts but I’ll modify it to completely off the wall. I’m just glad you’re there.
Simply mah-velous. The frog one just killed me, no pun intended.
and undoubtedly she is technically very send flowers impressive, but after that dreadful performance green card of “Somewhere” last week, calibrated for maximum green card pathos-effekt while carefully avoiding any usa visa actual feeling whatsoever (NB Paulini sang cigars it much better on Australian Idol!) Fantasia accept credit card
Jeff … diito, on excellent and, oh so creative!
I went back to the Madonna entry w/my daughter reading over my shoulder. She wanted to read a review of the “English Rose” and the first one we came upon is such a hoot read!
http://www.bookreporter.com/reviews/0670036781.asp
THE ENGLISH ROSES
Madonna
Callaway Editions
Children’s
ISBN: 0670036781
Madonna has only one name. So do I. If I were a New Age kid, I’d say it’s “destiny” that I should write about her new book.
Here are some better reasons. Madonna’s book is about a group of four really snooty girls known as “The English Roses” and a girl — an only child named Binah — who’s not in their little clique. I’m a girl. I’m an only child. I’m only 18 months old, but still: this sounds like a book I could really like. ….