(Roto Reuters) A group of active and retired priests are asking for optional orthodoxy for new priests. A letter signed by about 85 people was sent to the president of the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops. These and similar letters have been sent by other groups of priests across the nation.
According to sources the letter asks that orthodoxy be optional, not mandatory, for candidates for the Roman Catholic priesthood.
The reverend Erik Tic said that the signers of the letter are concerned about there being to few priests to celebrate Mass and to meet the pastoral needs of their communities. “In this society it is unrealistic to demand orthodoxy for those desiring to be priests. It is just not natural to force priests to do something that the majority of the faithful eschews. By opening up the church via optional orthodoxy we will at least double the number of applicants. Many of us have already been practicing optional orthodoxy and optional obedience, so we would just like the Church hierarchy to acknowledge those trends already present in the Church.”
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You nearly got me, Jeff. My blood was bubbling and the kettle on my shoulders was beginning to whistle; then I caught the “Roto Reuters” and “Erik Tic” references. Sheesh. 🙂
Another parody idea: A MAD magazine cover with absolutely true things being sought by the liberals (both moral and liturgical). Perhaps an infamous liberal (you decide) could give Alfred E. Newman’s gap-toothed grin. 🙂
These letters get dumber and dumber. I bet the bishops gather around and laugh their butts off.
P.S. I do realize that the letter is a parody, but still I bet the bishops get actual letter about similar stupid stuff
Joshua,
This parody came about after reading a story about the priests of Albany sending a letter to the Bishops conference for optional celibacy.
Michelle,
The MAD parody is churning through my mind, possibly something might come from your suggestion.
Bwaaa haaaa haaaaa haaaa!
Great post! I read the first paragraph before realizing that it was a parody…and I was about to advocate writing some letters for a smackdown! lol. 🙂
Thanks!