New York City, NY (ROTO REUTERS) Top scientist working for the Democrat National Committee Laboratories to develop a better leak proof memo have made a major breakthrough. Dr. Noah Judges reported “With all those embarrassing leaked memos in the last couple of weeks I thought that there must be a better way. We want to keep subverting the national security and judicial process to our own ends, but we don’t want it pushed in our faces. What right do Republicans have to reveal our real motives. While watching an episode of Mission Impossible it dawned on me that was the answer. We developed a memo chip etched to create a dense series of microscopic channels and introduced a magnetic material into the chips and poured a solution onto the chips that, when dried, left gadolinium nitrate in the channels. These tiny channels increased the surface area of the silicon in the same way grinding charcoal does for gunpowder and the nitrate played the same chemical role as saltpeter. After the memo is activated and completes the auditory alarm voices “This memo will self destruct in five seconds.””
