With Martha Stewart recent conviction I thought I would repost some failed business ideas and endorsements that I did back in 2002.
Martha Stewart’s shivs
Eva Gabor singing “Stand by your man”
A Eminem and Miss Manners collaboration
James Traficant’s Hair Club for Men
OJ’s Detective Agency
Bin Laden’s Mountain Resort
William Shatner’s School of Acting
Staple gun locks
Bottled water balloons
Toilet paper available in different grits
Yul Brenner Chia Pets
Nike endorsing the shoe bomber
Mother Teresa and Oil of Olay
Hannibal Lecter Happy Meal
Bill Clinton Blue Dress Laundry and Cigar Emporium
Michael Jackson’s Day Care
al-Qaida Airlines
Dick Gephardt Tanning Salon
Al Gore Mannequins
Condoleezza Rice-a- Roni
George Foreman’s Book of Child Names
Ted Kennedy’s Life Vests
George W. Bush and Hooked on Phonics
Johnny Walker Lindh book “Afghanistan on Five dollars a day”
Don King Hair Salon
Matt Talbot Ale
Saddam Hussein ‘s Better Homes & Bunkers
Padre Pio’s real estate tips book “bilocation, bilocation, bilocation”
O’Reilly’ Max Factor cosmetics
4 comments
hey, wait a sec…are you making fun of William Shatner?
That Mother Theresa one is not nice. I’m sure her glorious body is awesome. What about Dianna Ross Driving School?
LOL! I’m a sicko, but “Mother Teresa and Oil of Olay” made me chuckle the most!
That and “Matt Talbot Ale!”
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