There has been some speculation as to what name a new pope would choose or whether he might also choose a double name. A pope with a good sense a humor could possibly pick a name that would really tweak anti-Catholics and those who see the Catholic Church in the Book of Revelations. Here are some ideas. We have had a various Pope Sixtus’s so why not a new tradition with a triple name like "Sixtus Sixtus, Sixtus." We have also had a Pope Markus so how about a "Markus Beast" along the same lines. Or maybe just Pope Babylon. Of course a Swedish pope could name himself "Leif Behind." It would be really fun watching all the people preparing for the end of the world and think what it would do for the manufacturers of bomb shelters.
The unfortunate side effect would be more Left Behind books, but then again they just don’t stop anyway. They are like Freddy Krueger on steroids. Just when you think they published the last one, then out comes another one. Speaking of Jerry Jenkins and Tim LaHaye I recently saw this quote"a mishmash of myth, silliness, and misrepresentations of Scripture." No it wasn’t a Amazon.com book review of their series, it was Mr. Jenkins critique of NBC’s apocalyptic miniseries, Revelations. Talk about irony.
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Pius XIII…
Would drive folks NUTS! And then he’d canonize Blessed Pio Nono (pope when ‘papal infallibility’ was defined) beatify Pius XII (of course, “Hitler’s Pope” but also the one who signed off on the promulgation of the Assumption of Mary) and JP2 (who devoted his life to Mary, “Totus Tuus” and all, etc.)…
And for the superstitious, the “13” would just be nice.
It would also drive this man nuts:
http://www.truecatholic.org
It’s a dream of mine that the new pope takes the name of Sixtus, thus forcing pope the media and anti-catholics of the Bob Jones type to call him Sixtus the Sixth (what a great name!) all the time.
On the other hand Pope Lando II has a great ring to it too.
Pope Lando… I can’t help but think of Billy Dee Williams in the white cassock with that one. We’d have to call the Vatican “Cloud City” during his reign (it’s heavenly, after all)
Francis, if only “Pius XIII” were the only one…
Don’t forget about Pope Michael…
I still hope for “Hadrian VII”. But I am betting on “John Paul III” or Gregory XVII.
And I have to agree with Mr. Jenkins on “Revelations”. Last night’s premier showed a quality only slightly above “Pine Grove”, or whatever that atrocity was.
Pope John Paul III
or
Pope Carolus
… lest there be any doubt that we’ll be staying the course.
I’m for Pope George Ringo I….its only fair.
Well, I guess we’ll have to wait awhile longer for my two favorites: “Innocent XIV” and “Boniface X”.