Is the “>>>” the fast forward button? You see, I’m a VERY busy person and I don’t have a whole lot of time to reflect on my Conscience, but I might want to skip to parts to insert Justifications as they come to me.
Also, because I am more special than the average person, I am placing my request for a “Victim Status” model.
I was hoping this would turn out to be some sort of a meter, so that when you go to confession you could just run a Symantec program and come up with a comprehensive list of sins to confess and number of times committed. It would also be useful for mass, because before communion you could run a really quick Norton Symantec Mortal Sin check.
mmmmmBless me Father…..mmmm for I have sinned…mmmmmm It has been…..mmmm two months since……mmmm my last confession ….mmm I lied 5 times mmmm to my mother….mmmm I said a dirty word 15 mmmmmm no make that 22 times…mmmmm I had dirty thoughts mmmmm I had dirty thoughts mmmmmm unable to compute. mmmmm This ends my confession mmmm Father mmmm please hit restart mmmmmthank you.
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Dear DCR Tech Support:
Is the “>>>” the fast forward button? You see, I’m a VERY busy person and I don’t have a whole lot of time to reflect on my Conscience, but I might want to skip to parts to insert Justifications as they come to me.
Also, because I am more special than the average person, I am placing my request for a “Victim Status” model.
Thank you.
I was hoping this would turn out to be some sort of a meter, so that when you go to confession you could just run a Symantec program and come up with a comprehensive list of sins to confess and number of times committed. It would also be useful for mass, because before communion you could run a really quick Norton Symantec Mortal Sin check.
mmmmmBless me Father…..mmmm for I have sinned…mmmmmm It has been…..mmmm two months since……mmmm my last confession ….mmm I lied 5 times mmmm to my mother….mmmm I said a dirty word 15 mmmmmm no make that 22 times…mmmmm I had dirty thoughts mmmmm I had dirty thoughts mmmmmm unable to compute. mmmmm This ends my confession mmmm Father mmmm please hit restart mmmmmthank you.