WMDs found in Iraq

Recently Sen. Rick Santorum (R-Pa.) and Rep. Peter Hoekstra (R-Mich.) reported on new reports confirming that approximately 500 chemicals weapons have been discovered in Iraq since 2003. There has been doubt as to whether these uncovered and undeclared weapons were still effective considering their age. Though even in their present form they are still a danger.

I have information of more WMDs found in IRAQ. I have been provided with documentary information that has not appeared in any news sources and as far as I know has not been presented to congress.

Earlier Hans Blix met with Pope Benedict XVI. What has not been released unto now is the questions that the Pope put to the ex-UN weapons inspector. The Pope had questions about a previously unreported discovery of WMDs that had been leaked to the Vatican. Though as usual Hans Blix was unable to give him any information since he would be unable to find a casino in Las Vegas.

What the Pope was asking about was a weapons cache discovered on May 16th of this year.

While the above photograph of a cache of books and other items appears to not be very threatening, but I think this detailed report is pretty convincing.

Warning: The images below are not for the faint of heart.

Now if these aren’t evidence of Weapons of MASS Destruction I don’t know what are. Also found were documents from ICEL (Iraqi Committee for Experimental Liturgy). Can there be any doubt with the books found by Vosko, Kung and others that there was a concerted effort for Mass destruction? The box of accordions for Polka Masses and the gross of clown noses as shown above can leave no doubt to even the most skeptical. Besides the rainbow stoles found there were boxes and boxes of leotards and liturgical dance streamers. Other documents showed proof that insurgent liturgists funded from outside of Iraq were planning to wreck havoc on the liturgy of the Chaldean churches in Iraq. Also found were plans to convert bunkers into Catholic churches. These cost-effective plan would have easily transformed these bunkers into L. A. Cathedral look-a-likes.

This also provides proof that Saddam Hussien lied and had something to hide from the inspectors. None of the missals found including the Gather hymnal had been disclosed in reports to the U.N. The UN had previously ordered the destruction of all Al Samoud 2 missiles but had not know of the Gather missals and their long range capability of liturgical destruction. The Gather missal deployment should have been picked up much sooner and it just goes to show how ineffective previous inspection programs had been.

Coalition forces in Iraq received information on an upcoming attacks by insurgent liturgists to remove chrism and other oils used for extreme unction from multiple churches. Though commanders in the field decided not to risk the troops in this raid because of concerns about cries of “No blood for Holy Oil” back home.

We must ensure that this WMD program is nipped in the bud and that the Chaldean and other Catholic churches in Iraq retain their beautiful liturgy free of the threats of insurgent liturgists. The old joke about how do you tell a liturgist from a terrorist has become even harder to differentiate.