Pope Benedict XVI is driven into the Winner’s Circle as he again takes 1st place in this year’s VATCAR 500. The race, an annual event, is open only to the current pope and his Popemobile. As in previous years, Pope Benedict won the pole position in time trials and maintained a 1st place lead throughout the race.
B16 drives over a bed of flowers, representing the Church’s effort to squash flower-power hippies from the free lovin’ 60’s and their lump-headed theology that has ushered in all sorts of sexual sins.
flower power Noun
1. a counterculture of young people in the US during the 1960s and 70s counterculture — a culture with lifestyles and values opposed to those of the established culture.
2. a counterculture of young people in the US during the papacies of John Paul II and Benedict XVI — a counterculture with lifestyles and values opposed to those of the established culture.
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Moving quickly to combat “liturgical innovation”, the photo above depicts the Pope’s reaction to a small Italian parish that put out the Easter flowers too early on Holy Saturday.
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“Hard a’port!”
Can’t you zee vere I’m pointing, you nit-vit!?!
Pope Benedict XVI is driven into the Winner’s Circle as he again takes 1st place in this year’s VATCAR 500. The race, an annual event, is open only to the current pope and his Popemobile. As in previous years, Pope Benedict won the pole position in time trials and maintained a 1st place lead throughout the race.
Hey Al, how do you like my new SUV?
Ve are going off roading, ja? Unt tomorrow, ve enter der Baja 1000!
The Pope waves after just having lost his zucchetto.
And when the SUV gets stuck, the pope implores his secret service to push.
“Woohoo! Next time we’ll turf the Dalai Lama’s place.”
B16 drives over a bed of flowers, representing the Church’s effort to squash flower-power hippies from the free lovin’ 60’s and their lump-headed theology that has ushered in all sorts of sexual sins.
“Look–being guided by the Holy Spirit does NOT necessarily apply to driving!”
flower power
Noun
1. a counterculture of young people in the US during the 1960s and 70s counterculture — a culture with lifestyles and values opposed to those of the established culture.
2. a counterculture of young people in the US during the papacies of John Paul II and Benedict XVI — a counterculture with lifestyles and values opposed to those of the established culture.
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Pope Benedict XVI in his new monster popemobile, just prior to crushing a line of heretical Fiats.
After seeing the film, The Pope wanted his own version of “Big Fish”
Pope B XVI, going where no pope has gone before.
Follow the yellow brick road.
Pope Benedict leaves for his African safari trip.
I’ll fix those Dutch heretics. They think they can woo me with their beautiful Easter flowers.
Consider the lilies of the field. Please!
The song “Like a Rock” that Ford plays in their truck commercials would be appropriate here.
“Schwarzenegger gets an H2, but I have to bump around in this third-rate Jeep knockoff. Ach, does this thing even have shocks?”
Tchane! Tchane! Help und stop zis crazy ting!
The first gear is up… not to the right.
“The song “Like a Rock” that Ford plays in their truck commercials would be appropriate here.”
They were Chevy commercials, but now they play “Our Country”
Moving quickly to combat “liturgical innovation”, the photo above depicts the Pope’s reaction to a small Italian parish that put out the Easter flowers too early on Holy Saturday.
Did we decide to *not* use the papal ChittyChittyBangBang-o-mobile today? I planted those dahlias myself! Ah well.
Some four-wheel-drive! It can’t even make it through a flower bed!
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