I wish I’d gotten a picture of the archbishop stirring the perfum in the chrism oil with a big metal spoon in one hand and his other hand extended over it during the blessing at the Chrism Mass in our archdiocese. . . I know that if any of my Protestant friends had walked in at that point they would have been very worried!
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“Tradition, it’s safe to come out now.”
“Fancy Ma�, but you call this Bier!?!”
Pope performs excorism on home of “I Dream of Genie”
Cardinal Martini, why are you hiding from me?
Who is the wise guy who put Martha Stewart’s special aroma blend in here?
I’m having trouble blowing the flames of Hell out.
I will now announce the student representing Hogwarts in the Tri-Wizard Tournament!
From now on, we have the Easter Egg hunt outdoors.
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“Nope, there’s no way we’ll get the Spirit of Vatican II back in there!”
How many times do I have to tell you people this is not a spittoon.
“Ok, who put decaf in the coffee again?”
“How in the world am I going to fish my glasses out of here?”
Pardon me while I spit some of this big chaw of Red Man in this here spitoon.
“Great, the chain broke on our pectoral cross again. Cardinal Marino, you’ve got long skinny arms, please come here…”
I know I’m going to be annointing a large fellow, but this seems like too much chrism!
“Here kitty kitty”
Fr. McBrien, this is the CDF! Come out with your hands up!
ohhhh, that sauerkraut isn’t sitting well…
“Dina, is that where the white rabbit went?”
-Alice in Wonderland
“Hmmm,just a bit longer and the bratwurst and kraut will be done”.
Oh, man….somebody beat me to mine. So make that 2 “Here, kitty kitty”
Jeff’s captions are funnier.
“Hey! You guys said I would be able to hear the ocean!”
“Jeff’s captions are funnier.”
And yours isn’t funny at all! hahahahaha!
Sorry, but you left yourself wide open for that, my friend.
Ok that was six half caff mocha latte frapaccinos! Three with a shot of Hazelnut!
Honestly why is it always the cardinals that order the fou fou drinks?
Fr. McBrien, this is the CDF! Come out with your hands up!
This gets my vote!
I can’t wait till Antiques Roadshow comes to Rome. Then I can find out what this silver thing is worth!
Oops . . . there goes the genie of Vatican II !!
Pope to a dissident…
I knew you were headed for a fall, but did you have to fall in there?
The Papal Keg…
“Only a few short days of Lent stand between you, me and the Curia’s Easter party!”
“So you couldn’t find a larger incense boat?”
“It’s not as big as last year’s Easter Chalice, but it’ll do.”
Vatican radio transcipt…
“The Pope is now saying the words of consecration over the wine.”
I wish I’d gotten a picture of the archbishop stirring the perfum in the chrism oil with a big metal spoon in one hand and his other hand extended over it during the blessing at the Chrism Mass in our archdiocese. . . I know that if any of my Protestant friends had walked in at that point they would have been very worried!
“Ooooh!! We got White grape this time!”
“Let’s see what mom packed for lunch today.”