You know you are trying to be more serious about your faith and the the first step is prayer, yet every time you try to pray you easily get distracted. You can’t even go from the Hail to the Mary without thinking about something not exactly pious. It seems to you that every time you sit down to try to pray fervently you spend more time distracted then actually talking with God.
You have heard about the four types of prayer: Adoration, Contrition, Thanksgiving, and Supplication and wonder if it is just you that has the fifth type – Distracted Prayer? You will be glad to hear that it is just not you that suffers with distracted prayer. In fact reports show that 10 out of 10 people who pray end up being distracted.
Distraction is prayer is known in the spiritual director field as Prayer Attention Deficit Disorder (PADD) or Supplication Attention Deficit (SAD) and is a birth defect caused by original sin. Since Adam and Eve only Jesus and Mary have not had to deal with Prayer Attention Deficit Disorder.
But you ask “Now that I know what the problem is how do I deal with it?”
That is where St. Johnson and St. Johnson’s steps in with the latest pharmaceutical wonder. Our patented ingredients help to put your daily life behind you and to help you to concentrate while praying.
You can find information on our new product Ridalin on television or the sample ad below in your favorite magazine.
Ridalin should be taken with plenty of repentance and can be used when operating heavy machinery, though we recommend using it with the Rosary or other devotions instead. Ridalin can be mixed with sacraments and this is the recommended practice. Ridalin is not recommended for those not serious about living the Christian life and can cause severe reactions when combined with hypocrisy.
15 comments
The Curt Jester does it again!!
HA! Sign me up for one of those once a month renewal prescriptions…I’ll need the extra strength, extended release, please. Great job!
Fr. Philip, OP
Ha! I love it! Good thing our Lord gave us the Our Father. He knew we needed some type of railing to keep ourselves on track!
Can I order a box? 😀
To the Matketing dept:
Consider a name change or sister product named Ridasin……
Can I post the pic on my blog with a link back to you? I love it!
Classic! Another example of “why didn’t I think of that?”
Keep up the great work!
Should be great for PADD and SAD, thanks. Might be just as effective at curing Fasting Attention Disorders (FAD) at the same time. With a large dose, I wonder if one could last 40 days.
Fabulous!
(Another morning in which my keyboard comes close to destruction – I’ve got to learn not to drink while reading your blog…)
If you strung fifty-some of those pills onto a string, I mgiht be able to make it through the Rosary without any trouble….
Would this be a Tier I or Tier II prescription on my HMO?
…an increase of ejaculations…
God that’s funny!
I need that! I can count on one hand the number of times I have been able to make it through a prayer with out getting distracted.
Not sure about this post!
You have outdone yourself this time, Jeff!
hahaha, hillarious 🙂