If Traffic Reporters Covered Communion Lines

From Acts Of The Apostasy  If Traffic Reporters Covered Communion Lines

Funny stuff!

Sometimes I half-expect that somebody is going to trip over my feet when I kneel down for Communion.  Or maybe that is just buying into the propaganda that critics of kneeling for Communion spread.

What I am also nervous about is coming up quickly after receiving Communion and hitting the Ciborium on the way up. A problem Communion rails don’t have.

Now we could also have a traffic report at the end of Mass (or even before the end) as people stream out to get to their cars and out of there. Kind of a Eucharistic dine-and-dash.