-“I heard the nuns on the bus were coming by and I wanted to impress them with my ecological awareness”
-You guys really think the Papal Christmas Tree will be 200 feet tall before Christmas? Shouldn’t we get a fake one as a fallback?
-I asked you for a nice tree for my papal residence. You got me the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree. Pack your bags. I’m creating a new diocese. You are going to be the next bishop of the South Pole! Go in peace.
-The Pope’s butler had a few additional duties. We’re still trying to find a replacement but our screening process has gotten a little more rigorous.
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I had a few come to mind…
-“I heard the nuns on the bus were coming by and I wanted to impress them with my ecological awareness”
-You guys really think the Papal Christmas Tree will be 200 feet tall before Christmas? Shouldn’t we get a fake one as a fallback?
-I asked you for a nice tree for my papal residence. You got me the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree. Pack your bags. I’m creating a new diocese. You are going to be the next bishop of the South Pole! Go in peace.
-The Pope’s butler had a few additional duties. We’re still trying to find a replacement but our screening process has gotten a little more rigorous.
Cute Jeff!
What has His Holyness done to be demoted like this?
Don’t worry Victor, “IT” is not really him, “IT” is simply one of his clones.
DON’T BE SILLY sinner vic! They can’t do that! Can they?
Hey Victor, I’ll have you know that were in The Twenty First Century where anything is possible NOW!
http://www.anonymousus.org/
Peace
Gardeners, take note: the secret behind the lush Vatican Gardens was today revealed to be nothing more than a little papally-blessed holy water.
“When I said that a sprinkling rite would be nice this was not what I had in mind.”
What are the odds of a longer life, the tree or me?
Uncle Papa’s Recipe:
100% Holy Water
Guaranteed to bear Good Fruit.
Is that an aspergilium giganticus ?
Now remember, Christ is the Vine, but *you* are vun of the branches!