And I thought Mike Myers “Cat in the Hat” was bad
This Lutheran believes in Sola Seuss and salvation by hat alone.
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"It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it." GKC
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Holy Mary, Mother of God!
What could someone be thinking while putting on that fiasco?
Is this a half-time show?
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Who said it’s Ordinary Time?????
So thankful I’m Catholic!!
You are acting as if he had a choice. Some of us understand that his actions were predestined.
Thank God this goofball is only holding an unconsecrated piece of bread!
One sin. Two sin.
Red sin. Blue sin.
Big sin. Little sin.
I sin. You sin.
The Suesscharist’s a prayer for you! So come along, you won’t feel blue!
Chad wins!!!!
Please tell me the acolytes are not dressed as Thing 1 and Thing 2.
Post-service announcement:
Our Ladies Guild would like to remind you of the Green Eggs & Ham breakfast brunch at 11 am in the church hall.
They’re always after me lucky charms.
That tran-sub-stan, that tran-sub-stan, I do not like that tran-sub-stan.
Is the presence here or there? The presence is not here or there, the presence is not anywhere. I only eat with con-sub-stan.
And to all those who think the Catholic Church should change and allow women priests, openly gay priests, openly gay bishops, and gay marriage services in the church, this seems to be the obvious answer with a picture worth a thousand words. That is the Body of Christ she has in her hand, correct? This would seem to be a lot of personal pride showing off in this picture when humility would seem to be nature when holding our Lord and Saviour in her hand.
Seems like some Lutheran with a sense of his churches history would be getting out the hammer and nails to put up his extended list on the church doors of this group…