Leave it to LarryD of Acts of the Apostasy to come up with a hilarious post titled Star Wars Characters in the Confessional. Quite fun.
Although he left me some low-hanging fruit to add on in reaction to his post.
Ja Ja Binks
Ja Ja: “Father forgive missa for my sinn.”
Priest: “Sorry you can not be forgiven as a character and considering your horrible accent I am quite sure you have commited the sin against the Holy Spirit or at least against all Star Wars fans.”
R2-D2
R2: “twerp beep crang blurp dwing.”
Priest: What?
R2: “twerp beep crang blurp dwing.”
Priest: “One more time please.”
R2: “twerp beep crang blurp dwing.”
Priest: “Hmm, well if you are repentant of your sins beep out a series of binary coded Hail Marys and next time bring C–3PO with you to translate.”
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Thanks for the link, Jeff!
Chancellor Valorum: Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
Priest: I absolve you —
Chancellor Valorum: But don’t you want to hear all the sins I committed while attempting to broker peace between the Trade Federation and the Nebula Front?
Priest: No, I really don’t.