Draw Me and win a $29 Commercial Liturgical Art Course.
Do you have what it takes to enter the challenging field of Catholic Church Bulletin clipart?
What would you give to be able to draw professionally? Do you long for the ability to make splendid religious themed clipart, such as you see weekly in you parish bulletin or newsletters? Would you love to learn to draw at home in your spare time and make big bucks as a result?
Now you might think you have some of the qualities required to be a bulletin clipart creator, but we will polish your skills and show you amazing techniques like the industry standard “looks like it was run through a mimeograph a hundred time” look. With our correspondence course you will learn in no time how to market your skills as a true clipart artist and soon parishes will be clamoring to get your black and white religious-themed clipart. Even if you have poor drawing skills our course will help you to in no time to produce clipart just as good as any seen in a parish bulletin now!
Perhaps religious-themed clipart is just not where your skills lie. Maybe you have dabbled in water colors and abstract forms of art. If so you just might be ready for the fast paced world of hymnal art. Our correspondence course will teach you all the skills required for Catholic hymnal art. It is not easy to produce art that kinda looks religious from a certain angle depending on the light. In just 8 weeks we can have you producing hymnal art that compares with anything out there on the market now. Imagine sitting in a parish and seeing a hymnal with your art on it! You too can confuse the heck out of the pewsitter as they try to figure out just what it is the cover is suppose to represent.
So order now from the Institute of Felt Banners and Other Fine Art and get your correspondence course so that you will be well on your way to the amazing world of Catholic bulletin and/or hymnal art. Don’t delay!
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(((You too can confuse the heck out of the pewsitter as they try to figure out just what it is the cover is suppose to represent.)))
OK Jeff! Where do “I” sign UP for “IT” cause “I’M” sure that Victor would be interested in receiving this for his birthday NOW!
I would sinner vic?
http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18142394&postID=1572476816158758118
Sure you would Victor!
Go Figure! 🙂
Peace
I tapped on what I thought were links and nothing happened. Is this post for real or is it for fun? Because if it is for real I’d like to find out how to enter the competition and more about the art course.
I wouldn’t surprised if this really existed. Are there other bad religious clipart courses for the other faiths. Protestants shouldn’t be left out of all the fun!
Is there also a course in learning to pen convincing glurge? I do so love a sickeningly sweet bowl of glurge along with my morning coffee!
Finally someone is addressing this horrible problem. I should let you know that it is not confined to the Catholic Church. I grew up as a Presbyterian and converted to Catholicism in 1991 after a long search for the truth. I am an artist and quilter and knitter and after years of suffering from “Church Publication Visual and Emotional Abuse” was very glad to see this blog post! Is there a support group for sufferers like us?
Hey Jeff! ‘You’ must stop running around with Victor’s secretary cause she’s got ‘you’ teaming UP with Fred.
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/slacktivist/2013/04/09/6-years-ago-bread-and-circuits/
Go Figure sinner vic NOW! 🙂
Peace
We have that hymnal!! I have to look at it every week in church!!!!! Unfair of you to make me look at it now!!