The Weekly Benedict eBook – Volume 48

Go back to bed Victor!

Me, myself and i don’t have to and ya can’t make U>S (usual sinners) go back to bed if our spiritual reality flesh cells as “ONE” don’t want to.

Victor! Victor! Victor! You’ve got to stop listening to that little retardo soul of yours cause you’ve been awake since about 6 A.M. Canadian Time and just because “IT” is NOON in Rome http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rome that’s no reason for you not to go back to bed and if you’re not careful we’re going to tell some of our alien friends who are in charge of this world https://www.cia.gov/index.html so ya better behave.

Listen Victor! We gods don’t want to be mean to ya but don’t ya know that you’re old and all washed UP NOW! The alien gods want to know why ya don’t retire NOW?

Hey sinner vic butt “I’AM” retired already! Finally got ya on a slip UP NOW!

That’s only because you Canadians don’t put enough salts on your iced UP roads butt enough of that cause you’re getting off topic. Victor did ya hear that your Papa is going to retire also?

You’re kidding with the old pro! Are ya not?

“I” kid ya not Victor and “IT” is all your fault cause he’s stepping down so that we gods can take over!

STOP “IT” sinner vic cause ya know that’s not true!

Come NOW! Why would we lie about such an important matt her? Did ya know that the aliens have you in mind and after your Canadian Federal Election, all ya have to do is put your name on the ball light, I mean balit and you’ve got the job.

You’re JOKING! Right sinner vic?

Hey this is the twenty first century Victor and anything is possible NOW! http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18142394&postID=3199905166182408437
so start packing cause your dream is about to come true!

FORGET BOUT “IT” sinner vic! I wasn’t born yesterday ya know AND “I’M” NOT a completed idiot NOW!? Give the job to someone else like Bill Clinton http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=18142394&postID=3199905166182408437 cause he’s a smart man and truth be known he’s a LOT closer to your alien gods than ya might have guessed and if ya don’t believe me just ask http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monica_Lewinsky and as a matter of fact if ya don’t believe that just check with http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Hutcheson soul who really knows the weather if ya get my Canadian snow drift and his flesh met his clown in the 1990’s NOW? Answer me this sinner vic! Why would these alien gods want me to be incharge of their spiritual reality UP Keeping NOW!

OK Victor! Butt remember this is TOP SECRET and if “IT” ever got out that “I” told ya we gods would be in big trouble with the C.I.A. (Christians Innocent Ass OH siation) so don’t say a words otherwise a LOT of important people might also be retiring. LONG story short, Victor, they’ve been following ya for at least 67 years and you’ve had pre-marriage sex and in 1972 you seduced “ONE” of the aliens wo man with your guitar mind ya and the most important thing is that you’ve been dead for a long time butt no one’s has had the heart to tell YA NOW!

Don’t be silly sinner vic! Not once did me, myself and i seduce my guitar and what really proves that you’re lying is that “I’M” only 66 and reality says that before then, we were nothing more than a cluster of imaginary cells.

Longer story short! The only “ONE” who might be interested is that little retardo soul of mine so go talk to him and leave me alone NOW! 🙂

Peace

P.S. Jeff I’ll understand if ya also let this “ONE” slip by.