In move reminiscent of Jack Palance performing one-armed push-ups at the Academy Awards to show his physical prowess, the 82 years old Pope today dropped and did 33 push-up at the Tomb of the Holy Sepulchre as a tribute to Jesus.
Onlookers were shocked when the Pope suddenly announced his conversion to Islam. He said “That Tamimi guy convinced me. I’m a Mohammed man now” and then fell to his knees in the Muslim prayer posture.
Uh-oh, could somebody help? Seems our ring fell down in the cracks. Do you have a piece of string und a paper clip, for Ve can see it right… down… zhere.
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Onlookers were shocked when the Pope suddenly announced his conversion to Islam. He said “That Tamimi guy convinced me. I’m a Mohammed man now” and then fell to his knees in the Muslim prayer posture.
I bet Thomas Peters from American Papist is really worried that you’re going to try to outdo him in his papist picture of the day!!!!!!!! 🙂
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Four years of hazing by the College of Cardinals is finally complete, as Pope Benedict licks the entire floor of the Church of the Holy Sepulchre.
~Dr. K
Four years of hazing by the College of Cardinals is finally complete, as Pope Benedict licks the entire floor of the Church of the Holy Sepulchre.
~Dr. K
#$%^! contacts!!
Sie Curt Jester ist going to have ein field day mit dis one.
“I tell you,” he replied, “if they keep quiet, the stones will cry out.” Lk. 19:40
Ganswein? Come out of there right now!
Uh-oh, could somebody help? Seems our ring fell down in the cracks. Do you have a piece of string und a paper clip, for Ve can see it right… down… zhere.
I clicked on this comment section and I knew – KNEW – someone would have a Febreez comment! hahahaha.
Dellbabe68:
Just call me “Captain Obvious”. I couldn’t resist.
But great minds must think alike.
Criminy! I fell down people. Put down the stupid camera and help me back up.
You will keep Dan Brown down there until he promises to stop writing that trash
Tastes like chicken!
Yes, the floor is frozen and yes, my tongue did stick to it. Now what do you want to know??
“Last time I copy Karol Wojtyla”.
So there IS concrete under that marble slab. Who would have thought?
“HELOOO!!!! I SEEE YOU!!!! PEEKS-A-BOOO!!”