In return for the Pope’s freedom, the Christmas Liturgical Dancers’ Guild is demanding the right to prance around in churches as they see fit and automatic excommunication for all Santa-beard pullers.
“Nein mit de cameras, pliss,” is the first English many rookie Swiss Guards learn during “Hazing Week,” when they are placed on less arduous duty in Vatican City.
And here we have our 4th runner up, 3rd runner up, 2nd runner up, and 1st runner up surrounding our winner in the 2008 “Who wants to be a REAL St. Nicholas” pageant.
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In return for the Pope’s freedom, the Christmas Liturgical Dancers’ Guild is demanding the right to prance around in churches as they see fit and automatic excommunication for all Santa-beard pullers.
The Druids came ’round after all.
“Nein mit de cameras, pliss,” is the first English many rookie Swiss Guards learn during “Hazing Week,” when they are placed on less arduous duty in Vatican City.
With advances in modern technology, “he sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake . . .”
“So where’s Mrs. Claus?”
“There is no Mrs. Claus. St. Nicholas is a bishop. BIIIIIIIISHOP.”
“Then why are there four of you?”
“Haven’t you ever heard of the multiplication of the bishops? You start with four bishops and two fishy priests….”
“Then who’s that?”
“Our boss.”
And here we have our 4th runner up, 3rd runner up, 2nd runner up, and 1st runner up surrounding our winner in the 2008 “Who wants to be a REAL St. Nicholas” pageant.
Congratulations to our winner!
If Emperor Palpatine can have them, so can I. It is definitive. Selah.
These 4 seminarians are modeling the new vestments Pope Benedict has suggested for the Advent season. Your thoughts?
We are the OFFICIAL representatives of Father Christmas! We have the backing of the Holy Father himself on this!
In persona Santa.
Oh, they’ve encased him in doctronite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the defining process, that is.