Julie at Happy Catholic posted Fr. L’s. announcement on church etiquette and as a result Deacon Greg sent her another bulletin announcement.
BRITNEY SPEARS CONCERT CANCELED! Unfortunately, our efforts to get pop sensation Britney Spears to perform a benefit fund raiser for the parish have proven unsuccessful. Her calendar is full. Therefore, those who have been arriving at Mass every Sunday dressed for a Britney Spears concert should know that they don’t have to do that anymore. Modest church-going attire will do nicely. We will notify you if the situation changes.
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LOL. I hope that works. Comedy is much cheaper than turning the AC on super-freeze, although that works wonders.
Hilarious!
That’s funny.
Maybe there’ll be less posteriors with the words “JUICY” emblazoned across them in the communion line.
Sadly there will be some in the pews disappointed that Ms. Spear’s calendar was “full.”
PMG,
You’re right! Turning up the AC can’t change the sequin messages and “artwork” stretched across the derrieres. Maybe the “Britney” msg is better as well as cheaper!