Pope Benedict teases the faithful after his address at the University in Pavia with a draft copy of the Motu Proprio.
American Papist is doing a updated roundup of the Pope’s pastoral visit to Vigevano and Pavia.
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What, he got the whole thing onto two sheets of A4, double spaced?
It’s not outside the realm of possibility. Brevity is the soul of wit!
JM: hilarious! I’ve linked to your caption. 🙂
Who wrote this stuff???? I’m gonna have to wing it again.
Here I have a list of 486 heretics teaching at Notre Dame U. and too many Jesuit colleges.
Time for a proofreading break! Who’s up for an ice cream run?
‘What part of “Total Obedience to the Church” did you not understand?
You want me to summarize Ordinatio Sacerdotalis into handy phrases on this paper?’
It’s so clear! I didn’t change the church teaching on Limbo at all, because there’s no official church teaching to begin with! Where did these journalists get the idea?
Oh, dear, that’s actually my paper on Suffering and Redemption. I’m so embarassed. What he’s really saying is, “Why is catechesis in America so BAD!?”
The Pope expresses disappointment after grading the term papers he assigned to the US Bishops at their last ad liminas
-The Pope narrates his latest fishing trip. “I caught a fish that was this big, no, that is too small. (stretches arms further) It was actually more like this. Unfortunately I had forgotten to bless the line and it snapped, so the fish got away.”
“Rest assured, class, that all of this is fair game for tomorrow’s test.”
BMP
Listen up! You’ll each hear it in YOUR OWN language!!!
Quiet! Quiet! Listen! It’s going to be delayed, they’ve messed up the English translation AGAIN.
Brian wrote: “The Pope narrates his latest fishing trip….”
Given this past Sunday’s gospel, one might add:
“Tomorrow morning, I’m trying again, but from the starboard side of the boat.”
I love those fishing Pope stories.
Achtung! We declare and affirm that the following are VERBOTTEN :
1. the hymn Kumbaya
2. moo-moo albs
3. ministers of hospitality
4. oil of gladness
5. holding hands during the Our Father at Mass
Ah Vun und ah Two und ah Tree……. OK you Cardinals, who forgot to start up ze bubble machine??
“The guy was completely nuts!” the Holy Father exclaimed as he read Cho’s manifesto.
Mr. Kung, this thesis is not worth the parchment upon which it is written. An F for you, sir. Go back to the Gymnasium!
I have in my hands a copy of American Papist’s Master’s thesis. Do you think he is available to help write my next encyclical?
Love everybody’s posts-I wish I were that creative.
Always love your comments, Fr. Triglio! You go right for the jugular (hehe)!
“Ach, nein! You do not haff to type out a full confession for the Sacrament to be valid! You only need to tell me your sins! …but zis will be good for ze police to see ven I haff given you your penance…”
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