I’m not sure what Mary drives, but I saw her son’s car the other day on the Interstate. I know it was Him because I saw his license plate: JESUS LVS on the back of the car. First, my husband said it might have been some Spanish guy named Jesus, but the scripture of John written on the back window was a dead giveaway. Another thing…I was trying to take a picture of the car with my cell phone, but he was speeding…right past a cop taking radar! The cop never saw him I guess, which is further proof it was Jesus. We all know he can walk on water, but it was never written in the Bible that he can also go undetected by radar.
Maybe Mary went through several cars, but back in Acts 2:14 she and the apostles had only one accord, and they had to share this with some other women, and the brothers of Jesus. Peter had some pretty hard decisions to make – after all he was given the keys.
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I’m not sure what Mary drives, but I saw her son’s car the other day on the Interstate. I know it was Him because I saw his license plate: JESUS LVS on the back of the car. First, my husband said it might have been some Spanish guy named Jesus, but the scripture of John written on the back window was a dead giveaway. Another thing…I was trying to take a picture of the car with my cell phone, but he was speeding…right past a cop taking radar! The cop never saw him I guess, which is further proof it was Jesus. We all know he can walk on water, but it was never written in the Bible that he can also go undetected by radar.
After all, in Heaven you could own multiple cars and still use all of them.
So, the Apostles have their Accord,
Our Lady has her Fiat and Prius,
I do wonder what God the Father drives? Does he share a car with Jesus and the Holy Spirit? After all, they’re One in Three, right?
After all, they’re One in Three, right?
Well I suppose they could find something at Sams Club since everything comes in 3s. 🙂
Maybe Mary went through several cars, but back in Acts 2:14 she and the apostles had only one accord, and they had to share this with some other women, and the brothers of Jesus. Peter had some pretty hard decisions to make – after all he was given the keys.
Mary Ellen, you obviously missed the mystic significance of that license plate.
Jesus Elvis. Only the faithful still see him.
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