Today being the feast of the Epiphany here is a little known episode of what happened after the three wise men left.
Here is also a rerun of a post five years ago.
A Church of England bishop has attacked “sentimental” Christmas card portrayals of the Nativity, saying that Jesus’s family were asylum seekers and the three Wise Men were part of an assassination plot.
The Bishop of Lichfield, the Rt Rev Keith Sutton, said the shepherds were not the lovable characters depicted in Nativity plays but were on “the fringes of society” and that, for most people, Christmas was a chore.
[Full Delusion]
Did Herod the Great contract out a hit to three foreigners for plausible deniability? How did this assassination go awry? Did King Herod say “Go and murder him” and they thought he said “Gold and myrrh to him?", frankly that makes sense.
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“Gold and Myrrh to Him”
So, where is the ‘Frank in Sense’?
To this bishop,
To paraphrase Michael Walsh, Well excuuuuuse me! Of course pastoral nativity scenes are stylized and not photorealistic: that’s just the point. Since when is that a crime?
“Conditioned by the movies, television, and an increasingly stupid popular culture to prize and expect “realism”–indeed to confuse realism with art–American audiences [and I guess English bishops] have been losing the capacity to seperate art from artifice for the past three decades or so.”
His poo-pooing of nativity art is a prime example of the “triumph of brute empiricism over the imagination…”
Scott
Lol…I caught the “frankly that makes sense” =D
‘Right Hook’ Balthasar, ‘Smasher’ Caspar, and ‘Blackjack’ Melchior crouched in the shadow of a large boulder. Looking into the cave which Smasher had marked the previous night, they saw a young woman with a baby, an older man standing over them.
“Ya know what, boys,” Smasher said, “how ’bout we *not* kill ’em. Let’s give ’em some gifts. Whadaya think? I got that gold from the ‘job’ on Simon Antipodes with me – I’ll give that.”
“Alright!” said Blackjack, slipping his Glock back into it shoulder holster. “I’ll run back to the hotel and get that box of myrrh.”
Right hook said nothing, but swapped his machete for a heavy, sweet-smelling bag.
They went in.
sound like three wise guys…
or three stooges even
I just noticed. Isn’t the term ‘Three Wise Men’ Politically incorrect? 😀
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