Power Station Mass via Gilibrand.
More pictures here including communion with Leavened bread (illicit not invalid).
I guess this is a version of the Domincan-can or perhaps Communion line dancing.
Previous versions here.
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I thought they were doing the hokey pokey!
Danny,
That’s funny since the Hokey Pokey is supposed to be making fun of the consecration at Mass (Hoc est enim corpus meum). So there are many ways to ridicule the Sacrament…
You can be certain that it’s not Latin dance.
“Hey, hey we’re the Monkees…”
“One, two, three, KICK!”
Andy,
The hokey pokey is just a dance, the term used to make fun of the concecration was Hocus Pocus.
Sweatin’ to the Holies.
“…becuz, becuz, becuz, becuz, becuuuuz…Because of the wonderful things he does!”
We’re off to see the Wizard?
Let’s see if we can do it well as ‘Toots’ Schori.
I was going to use the Hokey Pokey before I saw the comments, so here goes…
You put your EMs in
You take your dogmas out
Promote new priestesses
And have the Pope butt out
You do our Novus Ordo and the Spirit gives a shout
THAT’S what it’s all about!
(note: by ‘our’ Novus Ordo, I mean the various corruptions of it that we see in too many parishes, not the rite itself per se)
marc’s caption gets my vote!
also: that could, in fact, be unleavened bread. It depends on how thin you roll it out before baking, doesn’t it?
Heretics – making liturgical abuse fun since the early 70’s.
“Everyone join in! It’s the Doctrinal Disco!”
“Everybody cut loose! Foot loose!”
“Marty Haugen? Good stuff. It’s got a peppy beat and I can dance to it.”
Finally…
“John 11:35.”
“Here we go walkin down the sancturary, scaring all the liturgists we meet, hey hey we’re the lilberals”
Vomit.
Isn’t that the Hava Nagilla (sic) that they are performing? How ecumenical.
Oiy.
“everybody’s dooo’in a brand new dance now,
come on baby ,do the locommunion”
If you dance and sing the NUMA NUMA backwards
it sounds like “Amen,Amen”.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdt1DxGrQv4&eurl=
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Perhaps (let’s hope) it’s the dance of St Willibrord (whose feast day it was this Tuesday).
Four or five stand in a line, take three steps forward and two back (for about 1.5Km) and they make their way to the abbey with song, litanies and prayers finishing with benediction.
It took place annually from 1347 – 1777 and if you search New Advent for “Abbey of Echternach” You’ll find plenty about it.
“Dang! Maybe we shouldn’t have had fortified wine with the leavened bread.”
Philosoph0123, that was great! LOL!
Thanks for some suhweet comic relief 🙂
Can’t…bend…knees…
“What if the hokey-pokey is what it’s all about?”
Consider yourself at ‘ome
Consider yourself one of the family,
Consider yourself-
Consider yourself-
Consider yourself-
Consider yourself-….
(oops, the music’s skipping for some reason)
and people wonder why mass attendance is down
i feel for the devout catholics who have to put up with this kind of garbage.
“And then the song ‘New York, New York’ came on and Father couldn’t help himself…”
When do the Austrian bishops have their next ad limina?
I second marc’s caption. It’s too funny.
Here’s mine:
‘Seriously, the only thing they lack now is a yellow brick road.’
When told they CAN’T line dance during the Mass, the dissident Catholics exclaimed, “Oh yes we CAN-can!”
“OH What a beautiful Moooooorning!
O WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY
Oh What a BEAUTIFUL MORRRRRRNIIIING
GOD IS A COMIN’ MY WAY!”
Fr. Abner, Curly and Will Parker at the Oklahomass belted out the opening song before reading the First Pony-Express letter to the San Franciscans.