The attack on the Vatican website by Jihackists was unsuccessful. Kevin Knight posts:
Michael is the name of the firewall, or security computer, at the Vatican website. (They also have servers named Gabriel and Raphael. I think I detect a theme here.) According to a report from Catholic World News, it’s been busy lately:
Islamic computer hackers tried to disrupt the Vatican web site earlier this week, but failed, according to a report in the ANSA news service.
In an online forum for militant Muslims, a group announced plans for an assault on the Vatican computer network, which was said to be a form of retribution for Pope Benedict’s criticism of Islam in his Regensburg speech. Police later confirmed that there had been a concerted effort by hackers to penetrate the Vatican site, but computer-security experts were able to detect and repel the attack.
Vatican security personnel are remaining vigilant in case of another effort by the hackers.
On second thought, maybe the vanquisher was St. Michael the Archangel after all.
There is a legend that the Sister running the Vatican website collapsed after Mass one day. When she revive, she related a vision of Satan through his minions attacking the servers hosting the Vatican website. Following the vision she wrote this prayer.
Saint Michael the Archangel,
defend us against Denial of Service attacks.
Be our protection against the bots and packets of black hats.
May thy firewall rebuke them, we humbly pray;
and do Thou, O Prince of the Heavenly Hosting Provider-
by the Divine Power of God –
cast into digital hell, distributed attacks and all buffer overflows,
whose packets roam throughout the network seeking the downing of sites.
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And as we say in the most popular prayer “lead us not into temptation, but deliver us some email”.
excellent! lol
I second that, excellent!
Perhaps there is a market for the holy firewall, where the only hole is spelled with a “y”.
Wonder if Micheal is a BLADE server?
LOL thank goodness my boss isn’t in to see me laugh. That St. Michael prayer should be taught by parents to their children (and to themselves) before surfing the Internet not only to provide protection, but to remind themselves to surf safely and not stray to into dangerous currents.
Wonderful! My son and I loved your prayer 😉
I wonder if the servers use RED HAT…
Now there’s a prayer for the modern age.
Patent the prayer, quick! Before the USCCB does! 😉
All kidding aside:
On Sunday April 24th 1994, Pope John Paul II recommended this prayer be used by all Catholics as a prayer for the Church when he said:
‘”May prayer strengthen us for the spiritual battle we are told about in the Letter to the Ephesians: ‘Draw strength from the Lord and from His mighty power’ (Ephesians 6:10). The Book of Revelation refers to this same battle, recalling before our eyes the image of St. Michael the Archangel (Revelation 12:7). Pope Leo XIII certainly had a very vivid recollection of this scene when, at the end of the last century, he introduced a special prayer to St. Michael throughout the Church. Although this prayer is no longer recited at the end of Mass, I ask everyone not to forget it and to recite it to obtain help in the battle against forces of darkness and against the spirit of this world.”‘
Saint Michael the Archangel,
defend us in battle.
Be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil.
May God rebuke him, we humbly pray;
and do Thou, O Prince of the Heavenly Host –
by the Divine Power of God –
cast into hell, satan and all the evil spirits,
who roam throughout the world seeking the ruin of souls.
Amen.
That’s so neat. 🙂 At least the IT dudes for the church have a sense of humor, and a good way of getting protection. How could any Archangel resist that kind of plea for help?
Perfect. Did you catch this video from YouTube? http://youtube.com/watch?v=5KBqcOxIzTY I think we have our answer to the prayoff contest.
Now that’s what I call firewall protection.
Interesting story from the Catholic News Service: Islamic computer hackers tried to disrupt the Vatican web site earlier this week, but failed, according to a report in the ANSA news service. In an online forum for militant Muslims, a group…
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