So THAT’s where my little music box ballerina got to — only they painted her gold and took off all her clothes!
I’m betting the goddess prayer beads (I refuse to call it a rosary, that is an insult to my Mother):
– have only one decade
to accommodate a feminist’s busy schedule of screaming for
abortions; participating in the V-Monologues and running
“Women’s Fairs/Expos” where men in attendence would be
put on a spit and rotated over a fire.
– does NOT have a bead designated for the Our Father
– comes in a contraceptive carrying case
where a woman can meditate on her goddess beads
while administering her fertility neutralizing drugs
I think the scariest part of that website was about the retreat. Here’s a quote: “Pastor Stacy reminded us of some of the discounted feminine images of God in the Old Testament�probably none of which were the products of female imaginations�and invited us to form our own images in clay of Asherah, the mother goddess of the Canaanites familiar to early Jewish inhabitants of Canaan.”
Translation: We celebrated our Christianity by making pagan idols. (Although I’m not sure that the “discounted feminine images” isn’t a code for sales in the hygiene aisle.)
1) The above comment is by my Progenitor, whose personal leadership model is Attila the Hun. His opinions do not necessarily reflect mine or my wife’s.
2) I’m going to be sending some of my Missouri Synod Lutheran friends to the Ebenezer site. I can’t wait for the feedback…
Aside from suddenly feeling like I ought to go to Confession just for LOOKING at that site, I have to say that it is so SAD! And it makes me SOOOOO happy that I’m Catholic! Imagine being Lutheran and seeing that. I mean, holy mackerel! It’s worse than going to the St. Joan’s site! I actually felt physically sick looking at some of that.
I think I will say a REAL Rosary right now for them!!
I thought I’d look up some of their wacked-out names for God, and discovered that they are misrepresentations of Jewish ideas as well as a big dose of gnosticism.
Try Googling “Christ Sophia” and see what you get. Nice-looking cultish folks who will ordain anyone (women and men are all welcome, you see). Non-denominational, claiming to have the Seven Sacraments and the way to go down the Path to the Light. SCARY…
This is one of my sickening things I have ever seen online. How horrible that someone would post such a blantant insult against Our Lord and His Mother!!!
Okay, so Christ Sophia says we are not here to suffer…. What does that mean for the suffering of Christ, and our own which fulfills anything lacking? These people are nutcases. Especially when they claim that Jesus started their “church.”
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Lord Have Mercy!!!! That has to be one of the ugliest things I’ve ever seen.
I think they sell that in the LA cathedral, don’t they?
So THAT’s where my little music box ballerina got to — only they painted her gold and took off all her clothes!
I’m betting the goddess prayer beads (I refuse to call it a rosary, that is an insult to my Mother):
– have only one decade
to accommodate a feminist’s busy schedule of screaming for
abortions; participating in the V-Monologues and running
“Women’s Fairs/Expos” where men in attendence would be
put on a spit and rotated over a fire.
– does NOT have a bead designated for the Our Father
– comes in a contraceptive carrying case
where a woman can meditate on her goddess beads
while administering her fertility neutralizing drugs
That is the most bizarre Luteran church website I have ever seen.
I had a feeling that was from the Lutheran Church which AmericanPapist posted about….so scary….so scray.
-Harrison
Holy Moly, Batman! err..Batgirl..umm..Batwomyn? Did you check out their version of the Our Father?
I am going to post the Ebenezer web site. It should make my Episcopalian friends feel better. Compared to these folks, ECUSA is almost orthodox.
I think the scariest part of that website was about the retreat. Here’s a quote: “Pastor Stacy reminded us of some of the discounted feminine images of God in the Old Testament�probably none of which were the products of female imaginations�and invited us to form our own images in clay of Asherah, the mother goddess of the Canaanites familiar to early Jewish inhabitants of Canaan.”
Translation: We celebrated our Christianity by making pagan idols. (Although I’m not sure that the “discounted feminine images” isn’t a code for sales in the hygiene aisle.)
Advise of an Abbot to Simon De Monfort: Kill them all; God will know which are His.
Deus Vult
Two points:
1) The above comment is by my Progenitor, whose personal leadership model is Attila the Hun. His opinions do not necessarily reflect mine or my wife’s.
2) I’m going to be sending some of my Missouri Synod Lutheran friends to the Ebenezer site. I can’t wait for the feedback…
This is sick and disgusting!
Well, is it just me, or does that figure look just like a mummy? Get it — HER church, mummy? Heh heh.
Habemus mamam.
Aside from suddenly feeling like I ought to go to Confession just for LOOKING at that site, I have to say that it is so SAD! And it makes me SOOOOO happy that I’m Catholic! Imagine being Lutheran and seeing that. I mean, holy mackerel! It’s worse than going to the St. Joan’s site! I actually felt physically sick looking at some of that.
I think I will say a REAL Rosary right now for them!!
I thought I’d look up some of their wacked-out names for God, and discovered that they are misrepresentations of Jewish ideas as well as a big dose of gnosticism.
Try Googling “Christ Sophia” and see what you get. Nice-looking cultish folks who will ordain anyone (women and men are all welcome, you see). Non-denominational, claiming to have the Seven Sacraments and the way to go down the Path to the Light. SCARY…
This is one of my sickening things I have ever seen online. How horrible that someone would post such a blantant insult against Our Lord and His Mother!!!
Okay, so Christ Sophia says we are not here to suffer…. What does that mean for the suffering of Christ, and our own which fulfills anything lacking? These people are nutcases. Especially when they claim that Jesus started their “church.”