Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman’s breast implants.
One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person’s whole music collection. BT futurology, who have developed the idea, say it could be available within 15 years.
BT Laboratories’ analyst Ian Pearson said flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist. [Source][Via Contemplating the Laundry]
Well if they built in the new video iPod it would give new meaning to the words boob tube. Though I guess it would help some to stay abreast of the news. I wonder if they would use flash mammary?
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Cool, I could play mozart and beethoven while breastfeeding my baby. What if it got stuck on the beejees or something and just kept repeating…
I find your jokes a bit flat. And not at all uplifting.
The iBoob. 🙂
I’ll bet it’s really painful when the memory needs to be upgraded.
All I can say is…..”WHY??????”
ew. who thinks up this stuff?
Surely you chest!
You know… In keeping er “abreast” of technology, I never ever had this in mind… As a guy too, I can only add my fervent hope they don’t come up with a male equivalent…
I am assaulted daily by people whose vehicles are really mobile speakers, and who invariably drive dangerously anyway and have appalling and deafening “tastes” in what passes for music nowadays. It also irks me to see how many people, even good friends, nowadays sport gadgets with earpieces (presumably also playing atrocious noises) on them at all times; strikes me as both rude and dangerous. The image we had years ago of couch potatoes sitting mindlessly in front of their screens at home wasn’t quite right; many instead wander aimlessly through life pretty well deaf to all except whatever they’re playing…
This development, though, really appalls me…! I hope they quickly er nipple it in the bud…
Apparently, pre-hurricane New Orleans was a major producer of flash mammary….
Men have already conned women into various implants because they want to shirk contraceptive responsibility. One cynical feminist friend told me that many of her sisters have been conned into accepting items such as breast or contraceptive implants no self-respecting man would ever dream of absorbing, and all for the cause of attracting a partner.