Dawn Eden has been on a roll this week with coverage of Planned Parenthood’s Teenwire. She covered the horrendously cheesy game Birthcontroids (screen shots must be seen to be believed.) Then there was the fact that Teenwire is opened to those between six and forty-four. And now she covers more interactive games with one that has a couple copulating behind a cow and then another that introduces the topic of questioning your sexuality that ends with a man and a pig.
Now here are some other game suggestions for them.
- Fetus Kong – You guide the fetus up a series of ladders while the mother throws barrels of contraceptives at you. Game play is rigged so that you can never win.
- Emily’s List PAC Man – Go through the maze trying to eat all of the pills. Four different colored fetuses follow you around and will ruin your life if they touch you. In each corner is a super birth control that allows you to eat the fetuses with no harm.
- Personal Space Invaders – Shot from behind your womb fortresses the lines of embryos waiting to implant. Shoot them all or else Game Over – your pregnant!
- Dodger – Try to cross the street safely to the abortion clinic where you can make your right to choose. Evil pro-lifers block your way with such violent tactics as silently praying and carrying signs.