Dr. Kerry's Medicine Show

Yesterday John Edwards said, "When John Kerry is the president people like Christopher Reeve are going to walk again!" implying that Christopher Reeve could have been helped by embryonic stem cell research.

Yes Dr. John (wouldn’t it be great to have a president who believes in science" Kerry has taken his presidential campaign medical show on the road. Long gone are the days of disreputable snake oil that can cure anything. We are much more advanced now with embryonic stem-cells that promise to cure anything the heart desires including the heart.

"Don’t ask me to point you to research papers saying that. Just take my word for it after all have I ever lied to you. You in the wheelchair come up front. We have never met isn’t that true young man? Yes it is true Dr. Kerry. Here drink down my concoction of fresh squeezed embryonic stem-cells with fetal pulp included. I will place my hand on your forehead and say Rise, Rise and Walk!"