Set my pollsters free!
There has been much discussion on what Hugh Hewitt has called Oompa-LoompaGate. His callers had many suggestion for the possible motives for the overnight color change.
An e-mailer suggests it is just Kerry turning colors for the fall. Another writes that Kerry just wants to declare "Ich bin ein Pumpkiner." A third says its a play for the Great Pumpkin vote. And finally, one suggests it is just nature’s pumpkin cycle:
Blooms and grows in July.
Turns Orange in September.
Carved up in October.
Thrown out in November.
At first I thought it might be some strange synergistic effect between Kerry and Michael Jackson’s skin. Kind of a racial Picture of Dorian Gray. But I decided to put on my pajamas and do some investigative reporting and so I put together this story board based on what actually happened.
Update: And here is a Rim Shot from the blog Why Fret? I do appreciate a blog with bad guitar puns in the title.
4 comments
As usual, excellent!
You’re too much, Jeff. People are beginning to wonder why I laugh out loud!
It never fails to amaze me when politicians at the top of their profession do things like this. Shouldn’t Teresa have noticed and said something? Like, “honey, have you been playing with radioactive materials again?” If someone isn’t competent enough to put the proper amount of tanning agent on their face should they be near the nuclear button?
ROTFLMAO! Jeff, you gotta quit your dayjob. As usual, this is just absolutely hilarious.
ROFL! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Excellent, Jeff!!! Hilarious, thanks for posting this! I can just see Queen Evita Jezebel making sure Kerry takes a dive in November so the decks are cleared for her to run as First Broom in 2008!
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