John Kerry's Magic Eight Ball

I use to enjoy the Magic Eight Ball as a kid where you could ask it any question and it would give you some answer. I have developed the below Flash animation as an exercise in logic. Collecting hundreds of John Kerry’s statements I distilled them down to their common denominators without all the excessive verbiage. I have reduced Kerry’s nuanced statements down and I think that you will find this simulation one hundred percent accurate in how John Kerry would answer any question. After the animation loads just ask your question and click on the ball.