Dawn Eden of The Dawn Patrol comments on some merchandising efforts by Planned Parenthood. They have updated their catalog since I last looked and now have Emergency Contraception pens and and other items. Dawn’s post ends with a killer (pun intended) motto for the Democrat party.
Now the seasonal section of the store intrigued me. What might you hawk abortion with depending on the season. Well they have a Planned Parenthood beach ball. This is great if you can find enough young people on the beach to play with. A definite case of diminishing returns with a successful Banned Parenthood campaign I wonder about a Margaret Sanger bookmark. If you place it in a book does it soon reduce the amount of black ink messing up all the pure white pages? So if you want your racist eugenicist bookmark go here. Or how about their wall calendar. Doesn’t everyone want a picture of a women sticking out her tongue with a "morning after" pill on it? And wouldn’t your kids want a Parenthood. Plan it shirt?
What I think is fairly ironic is these two brochures next to each other. Teensex? It’s OK to Say "No Way!" and Birth Control Choices for Teens. Of course this makes sense for an organization named Planned Parenthood that offers zero services for parenthood. Want to have a child – go elsewhere. Only if you want to prevent having a child or to kill one.
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Actually, in a way, they’re living up to their name. You don’t get to be a parent unless you can plan your way out of their clutches.
How about a T-shirt for infants:
‘I was the one my parents let live!
Thank you, Planned Parenthood!’
Jeff, you’ve got trolls. Dumb ones, too.
Jeff, how dare you support policies!
Sounds like another target for Banagor’s Hippie Hunting.
Trolls be gone – zap.
My webserver is made out of mithral with +200 hit points so troll don’t last long here.