Random LOTR Thoughts

Is the whole Lord of the Rings thing hobbit forming?

Would black hobbits have an afrodo?

Did some LOTR characters believe they were living in the Ent Times?

If Peter Jackson wins an Oscar for best director, will he thank all the little people?

If Middle Earth came into the advertising age would we see commercials like:
Dude, your getting a Riven-Dell!
Ork, the other white meat.

If these puns have annoyed you then in Rastafarian fashion I am truly sorry-mon.

This was all spurred in anticipation of Return of the King and I see that my favorite reviewer Steven D. Greydanus of decentfilms.com says that it is the best of the three movies.