From the Book of 2nd Samuel and Alec

Alec Baldwin writes to Pope over animal cruelty

And the Lord sent Nathan to Alec Baldwin, and said to him, “There was a man in the city with much fame and wealth. He looked onto the world to do good with his advocacy. Insects he saw squashed under peoples feet and abused and killed by swatters and chemicals. He felt compassion for these insects and worked to defend them. He wrote letters, did benefits, and did what he could on his part for the insects. At the same time he slaughtered animals to have for his meals. Any meat was fair game. He defended others rights to eat meat and totally supported the butchers right to choose. Thousands of animals were being killed each day and he didn’t blink an eye.” Then Alec’s anger was greatly kindled against the man; and he said to Nathan, “As the LORD lives, the man who has done this deserves to die; that this hypocrite would have no pity for the innocent” Nathan said to Alec “You are the man. Thus says the LORD, the God of Israel, “I anointed you king over Hollywood, and I delivered you out of the hand of critics. Yet the animals that I created to clothe and feed you, you felt compassion for. But my children in the womb you support to be mercilessly slaughtered. You have written letters to the Vatican to stop cruelty and support the women’s right to abortion in all circumstances.”