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Hi I am Dr. Gill Egan and I would
like to introduce a radical new surgery for radical traditionalists called
LRS. After years of eye surgery research I have perfected Lid Replacement
Surgery .

As an Eye Surgeon and Ophthalmologist during my years of practice I
have had many people coming to my practice complaining of the symptoms
of Lidless Eye Syndrome (LES), but up to now there was no real treatment.

Inspiration came to me one day as I was working with one my my LES patents
and he started ranting at me about the Council of Trent in a loud voice.
I told him to put a lid on it and then I realized the aptness of my words.

The procedures uses skin grafting to take skin from the patients posterior,
which somehow seemed appropriate, and to fashion a new lid and then surgically
attach it to the eye.

As you can see by these amazing
pictures that the results are real and immediately beneficial. Here are
some testimonial from those who have experienced this amazing new surgery.

"I was using six packs of visine daily to try to keep my eyes lubricated
while selectively pouring over church documents. But no matter what I
did I could not read through the whole of a Vatican II document. Now
though my eyesight is much better and not only have I found parts of
the declarations
of the Council of Trent that I had not noticed before, but just yesterday
I was able to read all of Dignitatis Humanae without going into a rage!
–Anonymous patient

"I had been suffering from Lidless Eye Syndrome for years without realizing
it. I did not realize the optical illusion my lid challenged eyes had
been tricking me with. Everything was inverted, I saw small t traditions
as
large T traditions and I saw large T traditions as little t traditions.
But now
my eyes are fit to a T. –Anonymous patient

So don’t delay, enquire now on your prospects as a patient. Just sit
right back at Dr. Gill Egan’s Eye Land. www.gilleganseyeland.com.

As part of the Doctors Without Borders group I am currently off to Mordor
for an extreme case of Lidless Eye Syndrome.