The Diocese of Palm Beach has announced a new game show format for selecting their Bishops the diocesan spokesman has announced. “We were getting tired of the multiple bishops moving through our diocese so instead of complaining about it we decided that at least we could have a little fun and entertainment value from our revolving door episcopacy. We were constantly changing bishop seals and putting up new name plates until we got smart and just wrote their names in chalk on the door and attached their seals with velcro. Each day five contestants will each explain why they should be the Bishop of Palm Beach and audience members will select the winner. After their one day service as Bishop they can come back the next day for the next and final round. Losers of this round are either forced to retire in disgrace or bumped up to another diocese. Contestants have to be a baptized unmarried male with no impediments to their one day of service. Contestants can apply at the diocesan office for apostolic game show bishoprics.”
