What, I can't make myself a Bishop?

The Catholic Church has excommunicated a priest who tried to have himself made a bishop without the Pope’s permission.

Wollongong Bishop Peter Ingham announced the excommunication of Father Malcolm Broussard – a follower of the Little Pebble cult – and any Catholic who adheres to him.

But the Little Pebble, William Kamm, said yesterday the excommunication was invalid and revealed plans to sue the church for “defamation, religious persecution and . . . other things”.
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This doomsday cult goes under the name of Our Lady of the Ark and operates in Australia. Little pebble must be the mistranslation that some people use of the Greek word used when Jesus refers to Peter as the rock. Father Malcolm Broussard goes under the name “Little Bartholomew.” If they have a little Pebble I wonder if there is also a little Bam Bam or maybe this is a Robin Hood themed cult and I wonder who Little John might be. Since this is a doomsday cult they might have a Little Chicken or Chicken Little. Maybe they do readings from “Little Men” and “Little Women”. That is enough I will belittle them no further.