Crucicell

W hat would Jesus do if he knew that a church in Lakeway had disguised the new cell phone tower on church grounds to look like a 125-foot cross?

Simple. Because of the improved reception, he’d buy a new cell phone. Then, because it’s Lakeway, a golfing community, he’d get a new set of clubs and a cart.

…Some of the neighbors who agree with McCabe that his new cross/cell tower is like sewage have called the church to complain. He said one woman was extremely concerned. “The first complaint is that it’s going to radiate her,” he said. Maybe so, but at least now her phone won’t break up when she calls the hospital.
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Here is their web site (which does not have a picture of the new cross/cell tower). Now you might think it is improper to have a cross/cell tower but remember the words of Jesus to the rich young man “If you want to be perfect Cell all you have.”

Here is a inadvertent heretical statement at their site.

The Eucharistic Ministers at Emmaus become the Body of Christ at the Eucharist and in return for this great gift share it with the rest of the community so that we may all become one in Him.

Instead of the Host the EEMs become the body of Christ? I wonder if as you walk up you just politely bite off a piece of ear lobe or an offered finger. They must have a high turnaround of EEMs there.