Theologically Correct Timepieces

For those
who never know what to say when asked about the Jesus’ Second Coming
now you can reliably know exactly what to say at any time. Confused by
Hal LIndsey prophesies? Thought the end of the world was back in 1986?
Planning a vacation and want to know if the end of the world will prevent
it? Then get the latest in theologically correct apocalyptic fashions.

Now when asked about the day of Jesus’ Second Coming
look at the handy calendar feature and confidently say "I don’t
know".

Now when asked about the hour of Jesus’ Second Coming
look at your watch and precisely say "I don’t know".

Don’t be left behind, get this amazing watch now.

No batteries required, never needs winding – always correct.

Are you an astronaut and worry about relativistic time
dilation effects as you approach the speed of light? – No problem this
astonishing watch automatically compensates for it.

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– Automatically get information on the mass conversion of Jews to the
faith sent to your text capable cell phone.

“But of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father only. –Matt 24:36